The New Religion
Since it’s an universal language, I’ve decided to write this article in English. I’ve recently stumbled upon an ancient writing who describes how the world was really created, writing which gave me imense cosmic powers. Now my name shall be ”Enro Shamalong” (which could be translated as ”Bitches come to me”).
I shall give you a glimpse on the true path of the real religion, by reading a part of the first chapter :
‘Then, the penis-bearers met the baby-makers and they fought a war called the Fuckaton, and so humankind was born.”
Sounds cool , huh ? I bet you all want to follow my religion now…
We will keep you updated