Do it yourself – Episode I : The time travelling device

<<WARNING : This weblog does not encourage any of the activities described below. In other words : Don’t be a moron !>>

As I was getting awfuly bored of my usual software\metal\pick on someone routine, I’ve decided to start a new series called ”Do it yourself”. This new series will show you how to build extraordinary contraptions and things you’ve never even dreamed of ! The series will be filed under the English category.

I’ve also used ”explicit graphic material” to describe the required actions.So let’s buckle off with something simple…a time travelling device.

THE TIME TRAVELLING DEVICE (Click on the images to enhance)

1.Step One : Pick up about a dozen nails and a hammer. Although we won’t use them, nails and hammers generally give the impression that you probably know what you’re doing.

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2.Step Two : Make sure you understand time travelling. We’ve made a schematics here which resumes over 100 years of scientific work.

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3.See, time travel is basically based on bunny jumps. But before we use the magic of the bunny jump, we have to open up a time portal. A time portal is opened by smashing a wall with the newly aquired hammer. You basically make a hole in the wall. It does not bear any power on itself, but it can be considered ”symbolic”. Mind the neighbours…they’re all ignorant.

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4.Now, you know the basics and have the portal ! All you need is the bunny power ! Buy as many bunnies as possible, and tie them to a sled. Sit on the sled (obviously) Make the bunnies leap as fast as they can towards the hole in the wall !

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5.If you used enough bunnies (a couple hundred will do) you will be soon transported to the future, where people with white robes will try to reanimate you from your time travelling experience. To go back into the past…well, I don’t know how to do that, you figure it out 😀

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HAPPY TIME TRAVELLING EVERYONE ! SEE YOU IN EPISODE II WHERE WE UNCOVER THE MISTERIES OF ANTIMATTER GENERATION ! (ALL IMAGES AND MATERIAL HERE CAN BE LABELLED AS KRO$$FIRE ORIGINAL CONTENT)

8 Comments

  • I couldn’t find the bunnies! *goes to cry in a lonely corner*

    Hmm s-ar putea sa imprumut si eu ideea ta cu categoria speciala pentru posturi in engleza si sa pun un link pe undeva la vedere “if you want to view English content only, click here” sau ceva de genul.

  • Nu e o idee rea…pacat de iepurasi 🙂

  • Maybe there’s something inherently wrong with the way your brain works. Maybe it’s the hormones.

    (Bunnies deserve to die, they’re evil)

  • I fully agree !

  • Bunnies totally rock. Some believe they hold the key to future energetic resources. And furr.

  • Cred ca a venit momentul sa fac ceva pentru Cultul Iepurasului. Ma ofer voluntara in aceasta expeditie. Is there any training involved? Any knowledge or some message I need to pass on when I arrive to my unknown destination?

    P.S.: Ar trebui sa ma apuc de scris testamentul?

  • Yep…training : Don’t hit any time warp portals 😀

    Message to the future : All hail the bunny cult !

  • very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Idetrorce

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